... I visit a friend's/ realtive's house and find that everybody drinks water directly from the bottle, I just get the feeling that I am trapped in the desert where thirst is not an option till I return home.
... an old friend of my dad's or one of my uncles call me "Wezza" (an old nickname of mine which means goose) in public.
... I open our refrigerator to find that all the water bottles are half-filled or quarter-filled, as if we were a stupid family that is cooling air instead of water.
... a male friend/colleague tells a dirty joke to another male friend/colleague in my presence and then looks at me and smiles in a stupid way and tells me"Of course you didn't understand a word". If you are a guy and think it is not appropriate to tell a dirty joke infront of ladies then don't, instead of telling them and assuming that the ladies will not understand.
... a friend of mine sits beside me and starts checking me out and then she starts telling me "You have a broken nail", "You've got a tan", "Don't you think your top is a bit revealing?", "You're applying too much eyeshadow". I feel I am bombarded with negative comments, I really don't mind when my friends tell me their comments but I guess one or two at a time is enough.
... someone smiles at me and I can see orange marks on their teeth and they have no problem with that at all. I feel I want to get them toothpaste and a toothbrush and ask them to brush their teeth before they ever think of smiling to me again.
... a girlfriend/ relative/ neighbour meets me, says hi and kisses me then she starts talking about her terrible flu and how she stayed in bed for the past couple of days. Why the heck do people insist on kissing each other while they are having a flu or any contagious disease?
... someone asks me a question to which the answer is my, my sister's, or a close friend's salary. I never ask people about their salaries and expect them not to ask me about mine, and if anyone does I never give a straight answer.
... someone carelessly damages anything that belongs to me and when I blame them for doing so, they look astonished and tell me its a cheap stuff and they can buy me another one instead. I really don't think that people should waste their money buying the same thing twice or thrice beacuse they can't use them carefully.
... I am writing something and someone sneaks up on me to check what I am writing, I do consider this an invasion of my personal space. If you are curious about my writing just ask me what I am writing and if I want to share it with you, I will.
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